Had a laugh at this one page site, “The Worst Portfolio Ever”. Usually newer (some long-time too) designers tend to chase after trends, and after a while portfolios start looking the same between different designers all over the world… random big image headers with only a paragraph of non-descriptive text among other useless random elements. Consider this a reminder to be unique and individualize your personal brand.
Also, this site isn’t featured in the gallery because we only showcase the best designed portfolios:)
This is how you make the worst portfolio ever. Do not do this. If this looks like your website, change your website. It’s very easy to fix: stop stating the obvious and show off your work instead.